I will save you the mumbo jumbo about New Years Resolutions.
On New Years Day, I looked in the mirror, 1 newborn baby, 2 bloody-marys and 3 football bowl games deep into the day...and thought:
“My wife is the one breastfeeding but my manboobs might just do the trick!”
“These moose-knuckle-high-waisted-dad-jeans are not going to further my image.”
“Dave! Yoga Journal is on the phone. They want you for their new cover,” said no one...ever!
Yeah, I got a little down on myself. It happens!